That's it! No more tofu for me!
You learn the most amazing things on the Net, like just how pernicious soy products are. It's all explained by Jim Rutz on WorldNetDaily. Soy contains massive amounts of estrogen which, as we all know, is the female hormone. Here's the ultimate effect of eating too much soy:
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.
Consequently Rutz concludes logically that homosexuals are formed by human action, not by God's creation.
Oh yes. It also cause leukemia in children, cancer, and is likely responsible for the sudden rise in obesity.
I just thought you should be warned. One can't be too careful, especially when the size of your penis or sexual confusion is at stake.
posted by Clemens @ 2:32 PM
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7 Comments:
Ah man, I start off all sushi meals with a bowl of Miso soup.
--Joey
Oh whew, I see there is an exception in the BS
--Joey
Uh...
You just can't parody this stuff, can you? Soy? What's next? Kittens are to blame for war and suffering?
Bring on the stiry fry! The world needs more happy" men.
BTW, my husband says we should feed extra to Clovis.
No no. Not Clovis. We want something that will reduce the size of ALL of him, and he is already confused enough!
And you know Elliot, my little kitty Ben HAS been looking at me kinda strange lately. I think she and Mosby are plotting something.
BTW, you all should rummage around on that site some more. So far my favorite article is "Cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer an evangelist-wannabe? 'He was growing [in faith] and he would have been a great influence on other inmates.'"
What are they feeding these guys?
I heard Dahmer converted and was killed when he tried to intervene in a fight. Maybe it's true.
So if the Dahmer story is true then maybe the soy ...
no, let's not go there.
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