Dammit Jim, I'm a DOCTOR, not a dictionary!

Tech-support staffer: Type http://...

Caller: It didn't work.

Tech support: OK, read me the address you typed.

Caller: H-T-T-P-C-O-L-O-N -

Tech support: No, no. Colon. On the keyboard.

Caller: What?

Tech support: Do you know what a colon is?

Caller: Of course I do. I am a doctor.


From my "365 Stupidist Things Ever Said Calendar." God I hope it's true.