News Flash!! Florida edition!!

The absolute nadir of Central Florida, the ever swampy Alachua Co., is the home of at least one media hungry charlatan preacher!

There.

While the entire media world goes gaga over this startling revelation, I will point out that Alachua Co. is also the home of the U of F as well as several of the nation's most notorious speed traps.

Please discuss the significance of this juxtaposition quietly among yourselves while I leave the room. Which do you think is most worthy of 24-7 news coverage?

Carmen and I pass through the place 6 or more times a year. Lovely place. Though we never, ever, stop there.